I had a dream last night that I was bitten by a rat that lived in my basement with a gaggle of bunnies. The rat chased me and my flash light to bite me, so it was probably rabid.. but I decided large amounts of neosporin would cure rabies.
This rat also later turned out to be a muppet, which I tried to dispose of by flushing down the toilet and cutting various body parts off of (think van gogh, not gelding).
All of this is okay though, because this house doesn't have a basement.
Ahahahaha... I was watching the Muppet Christmas carol the other night, and this post reminded me of the rats who sing "Heat Wave!"
ReplyDeleteOnly they didn't have rabies. You shouldn't mess with rabies, woman. It's for reals. (trust me, i know)